zombieLand review:
Rated: R/18= because the horror and unsitable images

Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other. --© Sony

Well crafted comedey of a young man and how he's survived in a world invested by zombies. Decides to pack up and leave and meets 3 survivors that sort of help him stop bieng scared shitless. Great movie for any zombie movie fan and anyone that enjoys watching a nerdy boy become a man

Very good Zombie movie. Great comedy. Liked Woody Harrelson. It was good to see him. The others cast with him were real good. I love the whole twist on this Zombie movie. I thought it was fun and intense in some parts. 8/10. I like that now a days the zombies have more smarts, which make the zombie genre more interesting. A must watch. Enjoy!!!

Loved it. Woody was epic Gave it a 4/5 stars very close to 5 stars, The comedy was hilarious and the zombies was still enough to make it a horror flick. the rules was the best part for me its definitly a must see will watch it again and will get the DVD for my Zombie Collection.

this is a funny movie thats for sure. i loved most of it why does he get jacked by a little girl though shouldnt of been the older one? the most funny part i liked was the roller coster part he just kept killing them while riding it was awsome

Short Version: Zombieland is Shaun of the Dead’s crazy, funny redneck cousin

on’t kid yourself going into Zombieland: It is a VERY gory movie. So if based on trailers and commercials you’re expecting just a funny, goofy film, you’ll be in for a surprise. On the other hand if you’re a fan of the zombie movie genre, you’re in for a great time.



Zombieland is about a couple of guys trying to get by after the zombie apocalypse. Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a shut-in, introverted geek with a fear of clowns and Talahassee is a nothing-to-lose, redneck badass who’s finally discovered his gift in life: Zombie killin’. Oh - and Talahassee’s one burning goal is to find some Twinkies so he can satisfy his burning craving for them.

Columbus has managed to survive because even before the zombies took over he didn’t like being around people and was very paranoid. He’s developed a list of rules for surviving in a world overrun by zombies, and the first few are highlighted hysterically in the opening minutes of the film. Among them include Rule #1: Cardio - it goes back to the old joke about not having to outrun the bear, just your buddy. He notes that “fatties” were among the first to go after the zombies took over because they were easy to catch. Other rules include “Beware of bathrooms” (you don’t want to get caught by a zombie while on the toilet) and “Always double-tap” (two gunshots, whacks with a blunt object or blade to be sure the zombie stays down).

There are a few additional rules sprinkled throughout (he has over 30) and they’re used to good effect.

Then we have Talahassee, who you’ll like immediately - he’s apparently taken the situation in stride, no, strike that - he actually seems to be enjoying it. His favorite thing to do in the world is to kill zombies. He’s travelling in a Cadillac Escalade, armed to the teeth, and you’ll get a kick out of the creativity and gusto he uses when dispatching the undead.

Our heroes meet Wichita and Little Rock (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin), who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem. However part of their survival has included not trusting anyone, so things are sketchy between both pairs for quite a while.

Eventually they end up in Beverly Hills, where they pick up a “Map of the Star’s Homes” in order to find a certain celebrity’s home where they can relax for a while. There’s a great cameo in the film and I won’t spoil who it is. Soon after the girls head to an amusement park in the LA area so that Little Rock can have at least a little childhood fun, but things take a sour turn, requiring rescue from the boys.

As I mentioned in my “Short Version” this is a lot rougher than the only other recent zombie comedy I can think of, Shaun of the Dead. That one had more of that dry, Brit humor and at times was scary than this film (this film really wasn’t scary at all, just gory).

Amazing movie that kept my interest as well as my girlfriends interest the entire time. I love the slow pick up of the movie as well as the wonderful on-time quick witted comments. The blood and guts were done surprisingly tasteful and the brief on screen apperence of Bill Murry was great. Over all I recommend this movie to everyone.